Tag: thingsesque

Scone Void

Scone Void

When a woman reports of a lack of scones at a party over a CB radio, her truckie boyfriend declares the situation a “scone-void”.

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Walking the Plank

Walking the Plank

Every afternoon, Felix would fondly recall his past pirating adventures while out walking the plank.

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Out to Easter

Out to Easter

Way out west again, a cowboy once more hangs up a sign on the saloon doors as his horse, Déjà Vu, looks on and waits patiently for a second time.

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Dairy-free

Dairy-free

While driving a car, an excited cow calls the home farm to report successfully getting a new job, allowing her to be dairy-free.

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Dinosaur Slap Fight

Dinosaur Slap Fight

A prehistoric disagreement escalates into a full-blown dinosaur slap fight between two Tyrannosaurus rex.

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Castaway Golf

Castaway Golf

A bedraggled castaway happily plays golf instead of attempting to attract the attention of a passing boat and plane. His partner looks on, unimpressed.

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Homing Pigeon GPS Malfunction

Homing Pigeon GPS Malfunction

A homing pigeon with a suitcase and wearing a fighter pilot cap compares a map of Antarctica with its map of Florida in an effort to determine what went wrong. It seems a GPS malfunction has occurred and the ‘you are here’ marker on the map is no comfort.

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