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Cat Key Crisis

Cat Key Crisis

A ginger cat, having earlier installed a security door within a cat-door, fails to impress his date when he can’t find the key to unlock it, leading to a cat key crisis.

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Owl and Pussycat

Owl and Pussycat

The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea,
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
With cat flap in hull, their chances were null,
The vessel would remain afloat.
The Owl glared at the feline unwise,
And sang to an air guitar,
“O silly Pussy! O Pussy, our demise,
I wish we had travelled by car, by car, by car,
I wish we had travelled by car.”

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